| 11. | Mark Zuckerberg is looking through your bedroom window. |
| 10. | Your personal photos start showing up on billboards. |
| 9. | Your account has uploaded pictures of you sleeping all by itself. |
| 8. | Singles who live near you start showing up at your door. |
| 7. | Friends start sending you Farmville invites in the mail. |
| 6. | Nigerian spammers are calling your cell phone. |
| 5. | You get over a million hits when you google your credit card number |
| 4. | People on the street keep asking you if you're the guy who likes Ke$ha. |
| 3. | Lady Gaga says she's glad she at least has more privacy than you. |
| 2. | You get friend suggestions based on your annual salary. |
| 1. | You have a Facebook account. |
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